ZEN

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The captain, driven to the limit of his patience, applies to wiseman ASAPEVO…

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– This damn crew’s treating me like a scullion!!! But I’m the captain! What do you suggest me to do?

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– First of all, keep calm…

– Ok, I’ll try to.

– Then, pour some water in the pot.

– Water in the pot?!?

– Yes, water, water.

– Ok, I see. Next?

– Then cook me some pasta ’cause I’m getting a bit hungry…