“COMMODORE PERRY”

– May I ask you a question, Commodore Hiroshi?

– Go ahead Captain.

– We’re right in the middle of a dramatic situation but you keep on showing a seraphic smile? How can you be so calm?

– Seraphic smile? Ahahaha. Appearances can be deceptive. I just have a palsy to my cheeks. Furthermore I’m shitting my pants for fear…

– !?!?!?